More not-working-at-the-office fun. This is between my infamous brother and I. I think he misunderstood my question and thought I said, "do you ever wish I had a girlfriend."


Me: do you ever wish you had a girlfriend?
mshh234: no
Me: never?
Me: why not?
mshh234: no no
Me: why not?
mshh234: that is gay
mshh234: i don't want a gay sister

and then it continued...

Me: wait, i said, do you ever wish YOU had a girlfriend?
Me: not if you wish I had a girlfriend
mshh234: yes
Me: why?
mshh234: someone to talk to & play with
Me: that would be good
Me: what kind of girls do you like?
mshh234: sehnse of humor girls and love to eat
Me: do you know anyone like that?
mshh234: yup
Me: who?
mshh234: you

...awww. I LUVS MY MICHAEL! But you can't have me. I'm dysfunctional.