So working in marketing, I have to remember so many names of reps and which publications they represent. There's this one woman from Credit Union Magazine who calls me CONSTANTLY and is very dramatic and keeps me on the line longer than I would like to be. One day, I was writing her an email and went to abbreviate her magazine's name when I noticed something...interesting. So now, every time she calls, I think, "It's the chick with the cum-mag." And it flicks a tiny spot of joy on an overall dreary work day.