Yes. My rampage last night consisted of eating two slices of pepperoni and mushroom pizza and going to bed at 11:30. I hope all you conservatives out there don't judge my wildness.

I was disappointed last night. I was trying to wrangle something but then he cancelled at the last moment. I understand the situation, but I'm still bummed.

Funny story...

My masseuse yesterday told me that there was a district attorney who was getting massaged in the next room the other day. The walls of this place are really thin so she was listening to their conversation. He was telling his masseuse that they had just gotten a search warrant and busted this guy for beating his girlfriend. They went in and found:

2 Live Grenades
1 Rocket Launcher
Multiple M-16s
Women's Clothing
A Blow-Up Sheep


hehe...apparently, his girlfriend was pissed that he beat her so she reported that he was an ex-felon turned Soldier of Fortune (who happens to crossdress) and they busted him for having weapons. As for the sheep? Well, that's just icing on the cake, isn't it? :)