You move with the eloquence of a fiery wall of disintegrating fuselage.

How did it know?

This is courtesy of Imogene's blog...from The Surrealist Compliment Generator

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

This one was quite fitting for me. My coworkers will second it. I run into walls and bump my head a few times every day. "She's cute, but she's not graceful." (Eddie)