I woke up this morning and was still very, very intoxicated. I had a lot of alcohol yesterday and didn't get sick so it was all still in my system today, but I have to say that I'm feeling surprisingly okay, though it took me until late afternoon to get anywhere near sober. But I felt good enough to think about wanting to go to the gym so this is a great day after. I learned two things last night. 1. I can hold my liquor. 2. I am never doing that again.

I hate drunk hos.

Thanks, everyone, for an awesome party last night! And thanks especially to Calvin for the..."show." I saw hip gyrations and think my brain shortcircuited from pleasure overload, because that's the fuzziest point of my memory.

We had 3 disposable cameras going around the party and I'm pretty terrified of what's on them.

There was a rock in my purse this morning. I don't know why there's a rock in my purse.