(this very special fuck you offer is good for August 9th thru Sept. 2nd)
Things that have malfunctioned this retrograde:
My computer
My laptop
My computer at work
My alarm clock
My Site Meter
My Blogger (the publishing side. Any of you guys getting a crapload of error messages too?)
My car CD adapter
My CD burner
My IPod
My company's telephone system
My attention span
This has been a BAD one.
By the way, what is with me and catching people have sex? I went to Venice Beach yesterday and there was this trashy middle-aged Hispanic couple just going at it missionary style in the middle of the beach. Nevermind all the kids running around nearby. Account of my Venice Beach excursion to come.