Today I talked to my friend Sarah (Muskrat) from back in the day. We go all the way back to junior high when we used to play softball together. She asked me, Remember when we used to put on short shorts and get all dirty? No Sarah, I don't. I have to go now. I think I hear people screaming, "Lesbo!" and throwing rocks at my window.

But seriously, I love Muskrat. I have always had a touch of Muskrat Love. But she moved all the way to Florida and she's still there. She's one of those people who always laughs at my jokes and I really appreciate that. And she calls me Shih Shih which means "pee pee" in Chinese and you can't beat that.