This just in...

I had my birthday dinner at Houston's with my father who was here for the mediation regarding the condo. He told me that Michael got him a father's day present, and the card said, "You're the #11 best dad in the world." I'm sure it's a typo, but I'm curious as to who the top 10 are.

The rest of the story: So my dad puts the card on his nightstand and jokes to Michael, "So I'm the number 11th best dad, huh?" And Michael just laughed and looked kind of embarrassed. That night, my dad went to bed and found that Michael had crossed out the second "1" to make it "#1 best dad."