Just found an old interview I did with Jeremy Piven back in college. I thought I was being subtle, but I wonder if the snarkiness was too obvious.

http://www.jeremypiven.net/July%201998%20-%20Daily%20Arts.txt

Back then Cusack was great. I hear now he's ranting about how Cusack is jealous of all his success. If that man's penis were to his body what his ego is to the continental United States...well, just remember the image from that Flinstones opening of what happens when a rib rack is attached to Fred's car.

The thing I left off was when he said that if Michigan gave him an honorary degree, he'd be willing to speak at our graduation. Nevermind that we had already booked Kofi Annan, who, some would say, still has considerably more impressive credits.