Thoughts I Had Today

1. Do we really need headlines for blog entries? Have we become such pussies that we need to first be prepared with an easy-to-swallow summary before we read anything? Swallow your freakin' pills, kids. Seriously. You need to be learning this stuff.

2. As long as you can understand I am the most unreliable contact in the world, but deep down, in a sincere but abstract way, I really do love you even if you can never find me at any given moment and I have a tendency to drop off the face of the earth for stretches of time, then yes. We can be friends.

3. Why is it that when food is fried, people get so giddy?

4. A handshake really does say a lot about a person. It's like trying a key in a lock for the first time, and you have no idea if it will open the door.

5. Do I want to be invisible or a mind reader? I haven't quite decided.

6. In One Corner--Tender Sensitive Therapy Addicts Who Have the Annoying Tendency of Being Comfortable with Oversharing in the Elevator.

In the Other Corner -- The Predators Who Go To Therapy Just So They Can Consistently Mindfuck Someone Who Is No Intellectual Match

Watching the people coming in and out of the therapists' office next door is like human fishtank porn.

7. Men with money in Los Angeles have god complexes, no matter how ridiculous it is for some of these losers to have god complexes.

8. I think I've been visiting people in their dreamscapes. I've been experimenting with gamma waves.

9. Jesus loves you.