I'm in Taiwan right now. No, it doesn't have to do with the dead hooker in my trunk. I ditched her in my neighbor's backyard weeks ago. I'm here for quality family time. I plan to spend my trip going to the gym for hours at a time, while binging on street-vendor food that would make a health-safety inspector commit suicide in frustration.

Yesterday we passed a cafe named, La Muff.

I took a picture of the sign for this blog. My mom said, You had better not post that on your website and portray Asians in a bad way. I said, I'm not the one who called my restaurant, La Muff.