From someone's sig file on www.warriorsworld.net:


The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle
to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political
stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're
actually being screwed.

*****

The Warriors draft Ike Diogu with the #9 pick. I can live with that. I hoped for Warrick but Ike is fine. I hate Monta and Chris Taft though. Taft's a lazy fuck but deep in the 2nd round isn't a bad price. He seems like the second coming of Dampier's attitude though.