Michael Jackson's Closing Statement:

Your honor, first of all, I did not touch those kids. And even if I did...so I touched a few kids. Big. Deal. I mean, what's up with all y'all kids calling me on my shit...and you know I'm talkin' to you, lil' boy in the suspenders...You better not be talkin' bout my business unless you wanna play with my monkey no more. And besides your honor,...did you see what he was wearing? That muthafucker was asking for it. And so I only flicked him a couple times and it was nothing. Your honor, as the founding fathers of our country said, two flicks, does not convict.

I rest my case.