Today I was browsing profiles of people who went to my high school on myspace. I clicked on a girl who looked familiar, and she claimed that her current mood was "In Love." I clicked on her photos to see who she was in love with, and it looked like apparently she had just gotten engaged. So deciding on further investigation of what type of person could make a person designate "In Love" as a whole moodset, I went to her Top 8, found the gentleman, then clicked on his photos.

In the first one, he was wearing a fanny pack.

How does one fall in love with a man who wears fanny packs?

I really don't understand what's going on.