Creative Differences

Sandra Oh and Alexander Payne are getting divorced. Amicably. Some words of advice to Alexander:

New pussy can't cook!

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Speaking of Sandra, here's my favorite performance of hers. It's from Six Feet Under, Season 1, when she plays a "Porn Starlet" giving a eulogy at a dead porn star's funeral:

Porn Starlet (Sandra):

When I first met Viveca, I met her on "Deep Diving."

[Everyone claps]

Thank you. And I had never gone down on a girl before, so, naturally, I was nervous, but Viveca was so warm and relaxed about it. She really put me at ease. Well, her and the two Zanex she gave me. (laughs) And when I first had to do a double penetration, I was like a total wreck. But Viveca came through like, you know, like such the pro she is...I mean was. (She starts to cry.)