i am watching some dutch melodrama on nickelodeon . isn't this a channel for kids?

there's tuxedoed boy-girl drama and tears and sobbing and best-friend hugs and pep talks and a giant poster of wentworth miller. then they cut to dark alleyways and there are slutty bitch girls and old lady landlords and a stuffed raven for some reason. now there's screaming and a girl in a porn-cut "businesswoman" suit and i'm terrified it's going to turn into a european porn. i really wish there were subtitles because this shit is uninterpretable.

oh, now there's a soliloquy from an old man in a bathrobe sitting in the dark amidst stuffed ravens as dark villain music plays. now it all makes sense.