This Is The Last Time I Sleep For 12 Hours...

I had the weirdest dream last night. I was back in my hometown for a high school reunion, but I guess I missed it because I was at the gym beforehand, and when it was time to leave, I couldn't remember which locker I had put my bag in. It took me hours and finally, I realized that I didn't even bring in a bag...I had left it in my car. So I walked home because for some reason, I couldn't find my car by that point either, and I saw this tall skinny blond guy walking up my hill. So I was talking to him about life, his family, etc., and i kept thinking, he looks really young, like 18 or 19 years old. We got to the gate at the front of the neighborhood and I saw some girls that I used to hate in high school. So I said hi but kept walking with him, but as we round this one corner, he grabs me and presses me up against a trailer parked on the side of the road and starts making out with me. I tell him, not here, because I don't want the girls to see, but he picks me up, pulls me behind the trailer and I'm thinking THIS GUY IS SO YOUNG THIS IS WRONG! but then it's over as quickly as it started (he didn't even get his pants off and he was done). So I'm like, uh, okay, well, I'm gonna keep walking home because I'm late for something. So I go home and later someone tells me, hey, did you see Timothy McVeigh walking in the neighborhood today? And I'm thinking, WHAT THE FUCK? DID I JUST...eeeeeeeeeeeeew.

Analyze THAT, Freud!