Everybody Loves a Dirty Sanchez (Part II)

So I'm sitting in traffic on my way to work, and I happen to glance over at the lane going in the other direction. Sitting right next to me, is a huge, hot-pink 18 wheeler. All muscle, baby...the automotive equivalent of a big, black 15-inch surgically enhanced porn rod. But the topper? On the driver-side door, in fancy airbrushed lettering, were the words, "Dirty Sanchez Trucking."

Hmm.

I think the small print underneath said, "Gangbang services at no extra charge."

And it had a bumper sticker that said, "My other car is the Pussy Wagon."

No seriously...WTF, man?