WangCom

What? That's right.

WangCom.

As in, Wang Convention.

That's 13 girls mostly born and bred in the midwest where drinking started with whiskey when they teethed, will test the gods of Alcohol Tolerance as they terrorize a wang club. This will be one of those trips where the universe will regret not having sent a camera crew. I've got about $60 in ones that I plan to distribute to the girls in hopes of buying leniency. I'm terrified that may not be enough.

I am praying for strength and a wicked sense of humor to survive this weekend. And if I can get away with it, wang that isn't covered in baby oil.