on sunday i kept running into these two guys while walking around a nearby town. we started talking and they asked me what i was working on.

i said a dating field book for women based on the art of war.

the more serious one laughed and said he would be interested in reading that.

i told him i didn't know..."do you have a magical vagina?"

"um, sadly i do not," he said. "but i'm interested in learning more about it."