Brian and I were just looking at the Abercrombie & Fitch quarterly and analyzing the boys' physical attributes and flaws, and where on the hot guys we wanted to lick. And yes, I said, "the hot guys." He has turned me into such a gay man, that I can look through an A&F quarterly and decide there are some guys who just aren't hot enough.

Wow. I'm a flaming gay man for Halloween. Again.