Tonight's Episode Brought to You by the Word, "Lesbian"

"Lesbians are like buffalo. They move in herds, and it takes more than one bullet to bring one down."

-Brian

Top 5 things that weaken my claim of being straight:

1. I played softball
2. I want Ellen DeGeneres to be my best friend
3. I have a Xena magnet on my fridge
4. I always said that if I became a stripper, I would work it to the Garbage song, "Queer."
5. This picture...