Brian is "not upset" but upset at the fact that at the Rock the Vote party last night, I gave the roommate of someone he works with in the industry my phone number so that he could call me and try to talk me into having a threesome. He believes this behavior was socially inappropriate.

We were at a party where Pauly Shore was standing next to us saying "...just pop some Viagra and you'll have a great time," Ryan Seacrest and his enormously tiny head was the big "celebrity draw," and the hot topic of mass simultaneous conversations was whose asses each and every different person would consider grabbing...and somehow, MY behavior stood out as socially inappropriate.

One word:

Bitch please.

(Is it bad that I treat life like a joke sometimes and just do things for the sake of the funny stories they'd make?)