Listen Up Kids! This is how ADULTS play with their new toys...

So I've been on a mission in the last few weeks to replace the light switches in my place with dimmers because the lighting (as Brian puts it) is "fuckin' surgical." I went out and bought a bunch of dimmers from a lighting supplier, and after somewhat of an ordeal, we finally installed them today. We celebrated by spending time in my bedroom, giddily playing with the dimmer, trying to figure out the perfect position of the switch for optimal Sex Lighting. With gradations, of course, for the variations (more light if there is a video camera running, less light if you're feeling fat).