Weekend Recap

So I was supposed to go to Portland this weekend (spontaneous trip) but Orbitz screwed me so badly with the hotel reservations that I just cancelled the trip last minute on Friday. Which was probably better because I guess I had made plans to go out with that guy Jon on Friday and considering I had cancelled on him twice already, it would probably be bad for him to call me and for me to say, "Oh! I left the state. Oops." But then again, I was tired after work anyway, so I didn't want to go out with him. He's 23, cute and sweet and lives in Orange Country. Translation = A Geographically Undesirable Distraction.

So I spent the weekend at home, because I was really tired, just trying to rest up because I haven't been sleeping much during the week. Spent some quality time with my turtle.

Went and saw The Machinist on Saturday night. Christian Bale lost like 60 lbs for a really bad movie. But may I just say how hot the guys are at that Sunset 5 Plaza? Where Crunch is. Okay, granted, they're all gay. But doesn't stop me from thinking about wanting to have sex with them.

Brian spent Sunday making our Halloween costumes. Let's just say we're complementary parts of a lewd analogy. I said to Brian, "Your prongs look really gay!" And for balance, I requested that my bits look butch.

And waited for it to rain...and waited for it to rain...and waited for it to rain...