From Newsweek:

"I don't like flings. I also don't believe in marrying more than one woman at a time."

-Kamaruddin Mohammed, 72, of Malaysia, in an interview with the New Strait Times newspaper. He has married 53 times since 1957, and recently remarried his first wife.

(Seriously. Here's an example of marriage as a technicality. Why can't we just admit that relationships and partnerships come in many different shapes and forms and arrangements and just let people do what they want with their own lives? This guy is making a joke out of marriage. And meanwhile, same-sex marriages still aren't legally recognized? Fuck you guys).