Okay, Fine.

Then what signs would be good for me to date? Or for anyone? Boys, make your arguments. Girls, make your accusations.

I am a Gemini.

Pros:

--a great date/honeymoon-periodist. I'll make things fun and exciting and adore you and you'll be amazed by my uncanny ability to seem to be the perfect girlfriend because I've anticipated all of your desires of who you want me to be. Until I realize, I want to play a different character now, get bored at exactly 3 months in and just leave.

--Endless stories and anecdotes, will always make you laugh

--your friends and family will love me

--caring, compassionate, anticipating your needs

--brilliant; know a little about everything, everything about nothing.

--will talk about sports with you and your buddies over beers and will play sports

--all disagreements are fought out in the open; no subversive manipulation

--takes a lot for me to get mad; when I get mad, everyone within a mile will hear it, but then it's gone and I don't hold grudges.

--open minded and like to explore new things

--like to teach people new things

--spiritual and understanding

--very affectionate

--very nice; if I like you, I'll do a lot of nice things for you.

--never boring

--will keep you on your toes

--really, really into sex

Cons:

--suddenly not into sex anymore and expect you to respect that unless you want to be called a rapist. just testing you.

--lightning mood changes

--contradicting moods, ideas, personalities

--practitioner of the "technical truth." Everything out of my mouth is technically and elementally true, even if the overall picture is not exactly true. If you want to get an overall truth, you're responsible for asking the right questions.

--very elusive.

--must keep me interested. Bored easily.

--Must have the moral fiber of a saint. Once I lose respect for you, I hate you.

--only want to be with someone who excels in his field, is successful at something I'm not, or can teach me new things. Geminis are like children. We want to look up to someone. Ideally, we want a mutual admiration society.

--looking for a soulmate (we have many). I don't care how cool you are, how funny you are, how hot you are. If there isn't something else, something I can't define but recognize whenever I encounter it, we'll just be friends. Very very picky.

--will test and provoke you to figure out who you are by your reactions. I don't care what you tell me about yourself. That's just propaganda. I want to see for myself.

--have own personal logic. you'll love it or hate it.

--impulsive; everything happens quickly. If I'm going the wrong way, at least I'm going the wrong way really, really fast.

--over-intellectualize. Everything is worked out through reasoning, even feelings.

--distrusting. You'll have to jump through a huge number of hoops before I trust your intentions.

--will hold grudges if the relationship isn't open and doesn't have good communication so that I'm not able to express the things I'm unhappy about.

--detached. You'll have lots of freedom. Lots and lots and lots. Sometimes you'll wonder if it's because I think of you as more of a friend or don't really care. But if you try to test my level of feeling by threatening to break up, I'll let you leave because now I don't trust to let you know how I feel anymore because you threatened to break up. You'll usually have to be the one to show your cards first. Emotionally, I'm a total coward.

--Highly protective and sensitive about personal freedom but want to know that you're committed. If I feel you're not committed, I won't say anything, but will just get flightier and more detached.

--mysterious. There are parts of me that aren't even open to me, let alone other people.

Overall: Geminis (or this one at least) are highly complicated, inconsistent and a lot of work but are a lot of fun. Only for those who enjoy challenges.

There it is, take it or leave it.

Thus, good Aries are the ones I found so far that are willing to put up with the mental Olympics, are too straightforward to notice the games used for testing them, are open and warm enough to earn my trust (after a while), and are determined enough to stick around. They are turned on by challenges and have the energy to deal with me, while their openness and general distaste for subversive manipulation and backstabbing reduces my neurotic behaviors. And they're often funny and successful, which earns my respect.

Bad Aries are arrogant dicks and I don't like them.

Here is my approximate dating history:

Aries: 1
Taurus: 0
Gemini: 4
Cancer: 1
Leo: 5
Virgo: 3
Libra: 4
Scorpio: 3
Sagittarius: 0
Capricorn: 2
Aquarius: 3
Pisces: 3

A Leo's probably good for me too, since it seems I'm drawn to them.

Here is obviously my current state today:

Too much time on my hands.