Brian told me that he's got a half day today, so I got jealous that it's beautiful outside and I have to work all day.

So I called in my boss' assistant into my office and told her that we're gonna get a half day. She said she tried already by telling him that the building management company is only working a half day today.

So I just walked into my boss' office to "tell" his assistant that I heard from one of the girls in the office next door that the building is turning off the air conditioner at 1pm. My boss said that if it gets too hot, we'll all just leave early.

So I just bumped our thermostat up to 80.

Am I evil?