AND THE JOKE'S ON EVERYONE! okay, i'm not going to spoil it for you but you have to make sure you really enjoy it because it's going to be subtle okay? it'll be easy to overlook and it will be fine if you do, but you don't want to miss out if you don't have to. your only mission is to make it 100% possible for you to have fun on this night.

got it?

then do it.