That's Not the Point

To: Rie
From: Julia
11/14/2009 12:15:51 AM

I'm just sitting at the bar and this lesbian one seat over reaches under her friend's elbows and hits me on the arm a couple of times. I look over like what the fuck just happened, and she's just sitting there, staring straight ahead pretending she didn't. Is this some kind of lesbian tribal dance?

From: Rie
To: Julia
11/14/2009 12:23:56 AM

Is she cute?

From: Julia
To: Rie
11/14/2009 12:24:58 AM

She looks like a catty gay man wearing a short blond wig. tattoos.

From: Rie
To: Julia
11/14/2009 12:52:59 AM

Ewwwwww