Competition rules--48 hours to write a 5 page script with the following parameters:

Genre: Romance / Location: Wax Museum / Object: Bag of Potato Chips

I dedicate my story to my father.

(non-screenwriter's key: INT = Interior, EXT = Exterior, VO = Voice Over, OS = Off Side)

Sleepwalker
by (thanks, Mercury) BC Chillum

INT. WAX MUSEUM - NIGHT

ALVIN (V.O.)
In 1979, while in college, I worked
as a night guard at a wax museum.

Ghostly shadows in pockets of dark and light. James Bond.
Genghis Khan. Cleopatra. Elvis. Frozen wax statues. The
silence is so alive it breathes. A wall clock strikes 3am.
And then suddenly, echoing between the walls...

VOICE (O.S.)
Hullo?

A young, scrawny GUARD hurries down the hall, bobbing
flashlight in one hand, open bag of potato chips clutched in
the other. His name tag reads: Alvin.

VOICE (O.S.)
Is anyone here?

Alvin runs past the Greatest Presidents exhibit, rounding the
corner and shining his light on...JOHN WAYNE. The great cowboy. John is standing in front of an eerie tableaux of the Last Supper. He uses a stiff hand to shield his eyes from the light.

JOHN WAYNE
Are you God?

Alvin stares in shock at John's waxy face and lifeless eyes.
The bag of chips falls to the ground. John examines his own
waxy hands, palms up, palms down, flexes his fingers.

JOHN WAYNE
Am I dead?

John Wayne--frightened and confused, a lost wax golem.

ALVIN (V.O.)
My mother was a sleepwalker. There
were nights when I was a little boy
and I would wake up to the front door opening.

EXT. TRAILER HOME - NIGHT

A WOMAN, barefoot and in a nightgown, long curly hair wild,
hurries out the door into the night, stars shining. Eyes open
but blank. She lifts her head up towards the moon as though
taking communion.

ALVIN (V.O.)
I would run after her and lead her
back to bed.

An 8 YEAR-OLD ALVIN gently leads her back inside. She cranes
her body back towards the treeline and moon, as if
magnetized.

YOUNG ALVIN
C'mon, mom. You're sleepwalking.

ALVIN (V.O.)
It wasn't so different.

BACK TO SCENE

Alvin has John gently by the elbow and is leading him back to
his spot between a wax ALFRED HITCHCOCK and a wax JIMMY
STEWART. John steps up behind the display reading, JOHN
WAYNE, his hands drop into his familiar pose and he freezes.

ALVIN (V.O.)
Over the next few weeks, it
happened two more times.

Alvin walking through the Prehistoric Man exhibit.

JOHN WAYNE (O.S.)
Hullo? Is anyone there?

Alvin breaks into a run.

Alvin leads John down a dark hall, passing the Exhibit of the
Pope.

JOHN WAYNE
Is this heaven?

ALVIN
Shhh...you're just sleepwalking.

ALVIN (V.O.)
I never told anyone. No way people
would ever believe me.

INT. BREAKROOM/MUSEUM - NIGHT

Alvin is starting his shift, putting his car keys and a
bagged lunch into his locker. Another guard, CARL, a paunchy
man with a red beard, washes out his thermos at the sink.

ALVIN
How long have you been working here?

CARL
Me? About...3 years.

ALVIN
Ever work the graveyard shift?

CARL
On and off, but not since my wife had the twins. Why?

ALVIN
It's just...strange things at night.

Carl examines him with the weary eyes of a new father. He
shakes water from his thermos and throws it into a backpack.

CARL
It's just nerves, kid. Bring a
radio or something. Nothing good
ever happens when you let your
imagination run wild. They're just
statues.

INT. CHAMBER OF HORRORS - NIGHT

Alvin stares at an evil SPANISH INQUISITOR standing over a
man being pulled apart on a rack. He pokes the statue in the
eye. The thing is creepy.

ALVIN (V.O.)
I hoped Carl was right. There were
some evil characters in that
museum. John Wayne was harmless if
not a bit quirky. But some of these
other guys...

Alvin is having a staring contest with evil Hitler when...

JOHN WAYNE (O.S.)
Hullo?

He nearly jumps out of his skin.

ALVIN (V.O.)
Then one morning, I read in the
paper that John Wayne died.
Stomach cancer. That night, I spent
most of my shift looking at his
statue.

ALVIN sits on the floor, flashlight beamed at John Wayne's
face, staring with vigilant hope in his eyes. Checks his
watch. 3:06am. Silence.

ALVIN (V.O.)
He never woke up again.

INT. CHILD'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

A middle-aged Alvin holding his INFANT DAUGHTER, her tiny
hand around his pinkie. She stares into his face like he's
her entire universe. You couldn't imagine a greater love.

ALVIN
I met your mother a few years
later. I took her to the museum on
our first date.

INT. WAX MUSEUM - DAY

Alvin, dressed clean, nervous, hair carefully slicked, and a
slim young woman with bright eyes. His future wife, CLAIRE.

They enter the Room of Entertainers. Claire walks slowly,
examining the figures -- Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, Alfred, Jimmy
-- then stops in front of John Wayne.

CLAIRE
My dad loved John Wayne.

ALVIN
He's actually my favorite.

Claire looks at him.

ALVIN
He, uh...he means a lot to me.

ALVIN (V.O.)
One day, I got really sick with the
flu, and she came over, surprising
me with soup and a stack of John
Wayne movies. She stayed and
watched all of them with me even
though I knew she didn't care for
westerns. Truthfully, I don't
really like them either.

INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

The sounds of gunfighting as Alvin and Claire sit on the
couch, wrapped together in a blanket, Alvin looking slightly
under the weather. He looks at Claire, their faces dancing by
the glow of the TV, but it can not hide the love in his eyes
for this woman.

ALVIN (V.O.)
That was the night I knew without a
doubt who she was to me...

INT. CHILD'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

Alvin tenderly smooths his daughter's wisps of hair, looks
into those big bright eyes, her mother's eyes.

ALVIN
But I never told her this story. I
always wondered if, those nights I
would hear that voice call out and
find John's statue wandering the
museum, if somewhere, the real John
Wayne was dreaming of waking up in
a wax museum. I thought about
writing him a letter...but it
seemed crazy, and then he died.

Alvin reminisces. Through the open window, crickets chirp.
Behind him, the hands of the clock shift. It's 3am.

ALVIN
And now, sweet girl, you're the
only one who knows daddy's secret.
These eyes...just waiting for the
world to show itself to you. This
world has so much mystery and
magic. Things you can barely
believe, even as you look right at
them. Like you being here, in my
arms. Maybe someday, when you
figure out the secrets of this
life, you'll explain it to your old
man so he can rest in peace. And if
you ever meet a ghost wandering in
the middle of the night, don't be
afraid. Maybe he just needs a
little help finding his way home.

The baby in his arms closes her eyes with a faint smile,
sighing a wisdom beyond human years.