can't remember if i wrote this story.

i was at a warriors game last month, and end of the game, i was walking towards the exits. this guy was standing by the stairs, definitely drunk and kind of swaying. as i walk by, his eyes follow my breasts and then he slurs to them, "all night long i've been lookin' at...titties."

he was compelled to give my titties his report of time expenditure.

you can never say men aren't classy.