i am shorting out a lot of electronics. it's driving me crazy. i'm having to write from both explorer and firefox because one or the other keeps freezing. cellphone has crashed twice, iPod won't turn off and freezes, the router keeps disconnecting. this is life, right?

my friend aubrey told me once that some people have stronger electromagnetic fields. he wonders if that's why i tend to have more problems with technology than most. i notice this happens more often when i'm in a place where i'm very creative. those times when the output is coming in a way that's almost unconscious.

i wonder if that's what makes it hard to get close to me. i still stand by the theory that the optimal distance to appreciate me is 3 feet. any closer and your electronics go haywire, any further and you don't get the benefits of my warmth.